Female Athletes & Boots Month Anna Kournikova

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Female Athletes and Boots Month - Tennis Week:

Anna Kournikova

When you think of hot female athletes, Anna Kournakova is one of the first names that come to mind. Anna won grand slam titles with her doubles partner, Martina Hingis at the Australian Open in 1999 and 2000. She was also ranked 8th in 2000. Anna had a singles record of 209-129 and a doubles record of 200-71. She won 16 grand slam titles in doubles. Anna also competed in the 1996 Summer Olympic Games in Atlanta, Georgia where she represented Russia.

Anna was born in Moscow, Soviet Union in 1981. She is 5'8" tall and weights 120 lbs. Anna, has classic Russian beauty and great style. Anna never received the recognition for her tennis playing that she deserved. The media was more interesting in her blond hair and pretty face. We at Boot Nation think Anna was a great tennis player and we love her for wearing knee high boots. Below, we have several nice photos of Anna wearing her boots and a couple of cute tennis pictures too.

Thigh High Boot Lolita Visits with Boot Nation

Hello Boot Nation! I’m visiting you from my closet in Deformographer Mansion in San Francisco. We live in the stylish Twin Peaks neighborhood. The Deformographer purchased this beautiful home a little more than a year ago. I love San Francisco. It has perfect boot weather all year round. The Deformographer has homes all over the United States and around the world for that matter, but San Francisco is my favorite. I’ll stop boring you with housing details. You want me to talk about boots!

You may have heard this already ,but The Deformographer is Not my first owner. Originally, I was owned by
Anne Hathaway when I starred in the Dark Night Rises and The Dark Night Rises Again. Anne was such a beautiful owner. Her feet are so soft and warm it was hard not to fall asleep when we were just sitting around. The Deformographer’s feet are just as warm and soft though. I was a gift to The Deformographer for her 25^th birthday. It was a great party at Deformographer Mansion. Legendary actually, with lots and lots of sex. Selena and Justin were there. Justin is just as cute as ever and well Selena is Still the most beautiful woman in the world! Hayden Panneteirre was there along with Beyonce, J.Lo, Miley Cyrus and Brenda Song. The theme was thigh high boots! I ended up being the center of attention after Anne presented me to The Deformographer. Anne wore her classic Chanel boots from The Devil Wears Prada. Actually, we kindof hooked up later on after the party died down a bit, like around 5 am or so.

As you can imagine, as a patent leather thigh high boot, I’d pretty much get to have my way with any pair of boots I want. I almost always get my way anyway. My pure sexuality is impossible to resist. To be blunt about it… I’m a slut. In fact, I am to slut what Parker is to bitch and Chelsea is to power. So that should give you an idea. I like SEX. Guys, girls, it does not matter to me. It’s not like I’m dirty. I always practice safe sex and my patent leather gets spit shined at least once a week. I have been a lot more sexually active since The Deformographer has been my owner though. But don’t let Anne Hathaway’s sweetness fool you, The Princess Diaries likes to get it on.. and when she did, more often than not, I got pressed into action. Hey, when duty calls, you gotta stand up tall. I’m 36 inches in height with a 4 inch heel too, so I'm always ready to roll!

So anyway, they wanted me to answer some fan mail, so I selected some of the more popular questions. Here goes:
From Gunther in Norway: Can you describe the overall experience of being a thigh high boot?
Hi Gunther! I have actually been to Norway. It has great boot weather too! I’d say the overwhelming feeling is sex. I’m always turned on, especially when I see myself in the mirror.  I always want to have sex, even if I’m at some semi-formal event. I’m always looking for the cutest guys and hottest girls and of course the best boots out there!

Next, from Miguel in Bolivia: Do you like to dance and if so what is your favorite types of dances?
Miguel we got to hook up, Sweetie. I LOVE to dance. After sex, dancing is my favorite aerobic activity. In fact, I got to dance with Selena Gomez at the party. We danced for a whole hour together. I love Salsa and Mererenga of coarse, but I’d say my favorite is hip-hop.

Paul in San Francisco asks: what do you do while you are in the closet with all of the other boots?

Paul, I can tell you’re not the brightest blub on the tree are you? Just kidding. I’m in a small confined space with lots of other thigh and knee high boots that have been worn by The Most Powerful Woman of all time. It sounds like you are really asking if we have non-stop sex. The answer is YES!. I love suede boots for their softness, combat boots for their toughness, black knee high boots cuz they are so popular and unique boots they always come up with some kindof new kinky things I’ve never heard of. 

Okay. Last question from Hiyoshi in Tokyo. Do you look down on other types of shoes because you are the best?

Hi Yoshi! Lol To be honest, I do feel like I am the best. But I love all kinds of shoes, boots even some sandals. Everyone is different and special in their own unique way. Sometimes, I wish I could be a regular converse Chuck Taylor just for a day to see what it was like. Just kidding! Lol I will say this though in closing. I have had sex with ever kind of shoe on the planet. Honestly, if Hayden Pantierre puts a pair of Chucks on her tiny feet, I want to F*CK them. Lol

Alright, I’m out. It was nice meeting all of you. Keep your questions coming. Peace out. Lolita.
Below we have some pictures from the party!


(The views and opinions expressed by Lolita do not necessarily represent those of Boot Nation or its Management)
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Chelsea and Parker take over Boot Nation Studios!

Hey, thanks for joining us tonight on Boot Nation. I'm Chelsea and I"m here today to introduce you to my best friend, Parker. 
Hi,everyone, I'm Parker. I'm a  pair of knee-high zip ups boots from Nine-West.
Thanks so much for having me on the show, Chelsea. 
It's our pleasure having you on, Parker. Yesterday, Boot Nation fans got hear a little bit about me, but honestly you're the real reason everyone is here tonight. They've heard so much about you over the years. But until now, you've been a complete mystery. I mean you've always been somewhat aloof. Some would even say you're a snob. (Laughs). 
LoL, You're so right, Chelsea. I am a huge snob. I love being a total bitch. I've always gotten away with it too. 
Well, you have all the reason in the world to be a bitch Parker. I mean, you've given The Deformographer so much real power over the years being so bitchy. I mean, just look at you! Your'e tall, have gorgeous brown leather and your 3.5 inch heel is so sexy. Not to mention, your zipper!!
Oh my god, Chels. I love my zipper. I call it my back-door zipper cuz I like to take it in the rear if you know what I mean. Here, take a listen.... zzzziiiiiiippppp. LoL. Is that sexy or what!
You are a true FMB, Parker. 
Hey, careful now, Chels. This is a family show. We dont want the sensors over at Google getting a wad in their panties. (wild laughter).
Google... Lick my BOOTS! (both in unison. Laughing hysterically).
You crack me up, Chels!
Alright, well folks, you get a bit of an idea of what Parker's like. She's a bitch, as advertised. But let's hear from the bitch herself on what it's like to be a pair of knee high zip up boots, shall we.  Take it away, Parker. 
Thanks again, Chelsea. Well, we certainly have lived different lives and given The Deformographer different kinds of power. When The Deformographer was 18, honestly, it didn't matter what she wore. I mean she was so damn pretty it was insane.
She still IS, Parker!
Oh, absolutely. But now she's a bit older and definitely more mature. When she was 18, she wasn't ready for a pair of boots like me. Now, I look perfect on her. Plus, she can stilll wear you whenever she wants and its a seemless transition from stuck up bitch to punk rock bitch.. with steel toes on too!
For sure, Parker. I still love breaking things. LoL.
....The only thing I've ever broken, were the hearts of little boys, Chels. LoL.
Little boys, or 50 year old men, with little you know whats....LOL.
HAHAHA. (Chelsea falls over laughing).
We digress. Anyways. So yeahs, as I was saying. Now The Deformographer uses me and all of her other knee high boots from Nine West, Aldo, Charles David, Steve Madden and Victoria's Secret when she attends business meetings, fundraisers, court appearances, press conferences, you name it. When The Deformographer wants to show her power, she uses knee high Zip up high heel boots.
...She has other pairs of knee high dress boots that are not zip ups though. She has a very nice collection of convertibles and other types of pull-ons. 
Oh, for sure. All of them are sexy too and give her tons of power. Tons! The zipper is an amazing thing though. 
Yeah, I was telling everyone last night, that zippers weren't invented on combat boots when I was born. 
Oh, don't get me wrong though, Chels. I love you sooo much because you don't have a zipper. Your laces make you unique and the Boots you are! Indeed, you are Effort to put on... and take off for that matter. lol 
She never want to take me off, Parker. We've been together for so long, I'm part of her feet now!
No kidding. Chels, I love it when just you and I are sitting in the closet together. You smell so good.  The Deformographer's foot scent combined with your kidskin leather make you an intoxicating pair of boots!
I still don't even know what kidskin is, Parker. But thank you so much for the compliments. I've always admired your beauty so much. We are so different, yet we are both pairs of knee high boots!
Amen for that, Chels.
Okay, folks. That's all the time we have for today. I hope you feel like you've gotten to know me a little bit better. And we are so glad you got to meet Parker. Tomorrow. you'll get to meet Lolita. She's the real sexpot of the bunch.  She's a pair of patent leather Thigh-High boots. She was once worn by Anne Hathaway in the old Batman movie, The Dark Night Rises! So, don't miss her!
Parker thanks for taking the time to be here tonight. I know you're getting spit shined tomorrow. So have fun with that. 
My pleasure, Chelsea. Can we have sex now?
Of coarse! Can I play with your zipper?
Only if you let me tie you up with your laces...
Hellz Yeahh!!
Both pairs of boots jump all over each other and well, we had better leave them alone,
For everyone at the Boot Nation Studios. This IS BootBoy.

(The views and opinions expressed by Lolita do not necessarily represent those of Boot Nation or its Management)
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