Chelsea and Parker take over Boot Nation Studios!

Hey, thanks for joining us tonight on Boot Nation. I'm Chelsea and I"m here today to introduce you to my best friend, Parker. 
Hi,everyone, I'm Parker. I'm a  pair of knee-high zip ups boots from Nine-West.
Thanks so much for having me on the show, Chelsea. 
It's our pleasure having you on, Parker. Yesterday, Boot Nation fans got hear a little bit about me, but honestly you're the real reason everyone is here tonight. They've heard so much about you over the years. But until now, you've been a complete mystery. I mean you've always been somewhat aloof. Some would even say you're a snob. (Laughs). 
LoL, You're so right, Chelsea. I am a huge snob. I love being a total bitch. I've always gotten away with it too. 
Well, you have all the reason in the world to be a bitch Parker. I mean, you've given The Deformographer so much real power over the years being so bitchy. I mean, just look at you! Your'e tall, have gorgeous brown leather and your 3.5 inch heel is so sexy. Not to mention, your zipper!!
Oh my god, Chels. I love my zipper. I call it my back-door zipper cuz I like to take it in the rear if you know what I mean. Here, take a listen.... zzzziiiiiiippppp. LoL. Is that sexy or what!
You are a true FMB, Parker. 
Hey, careful now, Chels. This is a family show. We dont want the sensors over at Google getting a wad in their panties. (wild laughter).
Google... Lick my BOOTS! (both in unison. Laughing hysterically).
You crack me up, Chels!
Alright, well folks, you get a bit of an idea of what Parker's like. She's a bitch, as advertised. But let's hear from the bitch herself on what it's like to be a pair of knee high zip up boots, shall we.  Take it away, Parker. 
Thanks again, Chelsea. Well, we certainly have lived different lives and given The Deformographer different kinds of power. When The Deformographer was 18, honestly, it didn't matter what she wore. I mean she was so damn pretty it was insane.
She still IS, Parker!
Oh, absolutely. But now she's a bit older and definitely more mature. When she was 18, she wasn't ready for a pair of boots like me. Now, I look perfect on her. Plus, she can stilll wear you whenever she wants and its a seemless transition from stuck up bitch to punk rock bitch.. with steel toes on too!
For sure, Parker. I still love breaking things. LoL.
....The only thing I've ever broken, were the hearts of little boys, Chels. LoL.
Little boys, or 50 year old men, with little you know whats....LOL.
HAHAHA. (Chelsea falls over laughing).
We digress. Anyways. So yeahs, as I was saying. Now The Deformographer uses me and all of her other knee high boots from Nine West, Aldo, Charles David, Steve Madden and Victoria's Secret when she attends business meetings, fundraisers, court appearances, press conferences, you name it. When The Deformographer wants to show her power, she uses knee high Zip up high heel boots.
...She has other pairs of knee high dress boots that are not zip ups though. She has a very nice collection of convertibles and other types of pull-ons. 
Oh, for sure. All of them are sexy too and give her tons of power. Tons! The zipper is an amazing thing though. 
Yeah, I was telling everyone last night, that zippers weren't invented on combat boots when I was born. 
Oh, don't get me wrong though, Chels. I love you sooo much because you don't have a zipper. Your laces make you unique and the Boots you are! Indeed, you are Effort to put on... and take off for that matter. lol 
She never want to take me off, Parker. We've been together for so long, I'm part of her feet now!
No kidding. Chels, I love it when just you and I are sitting in the closet together. You smell so good.  The Deformographer's foot scent combined with your kidskin leather make you an intoxicating pair of boots!
I still don't even know what kidskin is, Parker. But thank you so much for the compliments. I've always admired your beauty so much. We are so different, yet we are both pairs of knee high boots!
Amen for that, Chels.
Okay, folks. That's all the time we have for today. I hope you feel like you've gotten to know me a little bit better. And we are so glad you got to meet Parker. Tomorrow. you'll get to meet Lolita. She's the real sexpot of the bunch.  She's a pair of patent leather Thigh-High boots. She was once worn by Anne Hathaway in the old Batman movie, The Dark Night Rises! So, don't miss her!
Parker thanks for taking the time to be here tonight. I know you're getting spit shined tomorrow. So have fun with that. 
My pleasure, Chelsea. Can we have sex now?
Of coarse! Can I play with your zipper?
Only if you let me tie you up with your laces...
Hellz Yeahh!!
Both pairs of boots jump all over each other and well, we had better leave them alone,
For everyone at the Boot Nation Studios. This IS BootBoy.

(The views and opinions expressed by Lolita do not necessarily represent those of Boot Nation or its Management)
©BootBoy

 

COMBAT BOOT WEEK -Japanese Style

AGRO GIRL MONTH Combat Boot Week (Japanese Style!)

The Japanese Never hold back! For the best fashion on the planet, you have to visit the Shibuya district and Harajuku area in Tokyo. The fashion in Tokyo has obvious changes that happen very quickly. Girls are always looking to combine various fashion elements to come up with new creative looks. It can range from punk to traditional Japanese to goth to raver styles or combine all of them into one look or even create something totally new altogether. They are truly amazing people. 

Below are some of their combat boots. 

Be careful! They may look sweet, but their boots are leathal!

Gothic & Lolita Style Harajuku Girls

Hijiri (aka Bazookistan), 23-years-old

Lastly, Boots and Guns is NEXT WEEK!

COMBAT BOOT WEEK - OOTD Videos

AGRO GIRL MONTH - Combat Boot Week (OOTD Videos)
Today on Boot Nation, we feature two videos from girls wearing combat boots as part of their Outfit-of-the-Day videos. As OOTD's these are obviously Not punk girls, but rather they are borrowing the punk look of combat boots and combine them with very feminine looks. The contrast is adorable and they still get all the power of wearing combat boots!
First up is "stylewithasia". She defintely not a punk girl at all. In fact, she is the opposite, but she has combat boots on, so we're not going to argue with her. She posted the below video on August 20, 2011. As a bonus, we get to see some of her shoe collection hanging on her closet door...

stylewithasia combat boots

Next we have a short video of a young woman wearing 20-eyelit combat boots as part of her OOTD. Her name is NisaNicole. She does a nice kick with her boots to show us how powerful they can be if needed! Great boots, cute girl, poor video quality. What can you do...

Praying Mantus kick

COMBAT BOOT WEEK - Gripfast Boots

AGRO GIRL MONTH - Combat Boot Week (Gripfast Boots)
Boot Nation loves all kinds of knee high boots because they all symbolize power. But combat boots symbolize a much more tangible kind of power than just plain sexy knee high or thigh high boots. All boots can be used for kicking.. but combat boots are Made for kicking ass. Literally! So this week, we want to focus on the "ugly cousins" of the boot world. They may not have the sexy high heel, but steel toes on cute little feet are such a sexy contrast we absolutely Love them. When girls wear thigh-high boots, they feel an overwhelming sense of sexual power, but they feel physically vulnerable at the same time. When girls wear steel-toe combat boots, they feel a sense of physical power, knowing they can easily kick someone into submission to the point where the person would rather lick her boots for mercy than get kicked by her anymore. Girls LOVE that power! Getting kicked by steel toe combat boots is not fun. It just plain hurts! Bring it on, girls!
Today we start off the week with Gripfast boots. 

30 eylelit Gripfast. Tiny feet. Huge-ass boots. Big Power!

20 eyelit Gripfast

Gripfast Porched

Oxblood Steelcap 14-eyelits!!

Avril Lavigne is no punk. She is her own unique blond-haired goddess who does whatever the fuck she wants. Here shes doing it in studded Gripfast boots! More from Avril next month during Celebrity Boot Month. (Hint: Vancouver Olympics)