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The MisAdventures of BootBoy continue!

I was just leaving for lunch and from across the street I could see another gorgeous blond-haired goddess was wearing knee-high zip up 3" heel black boots!! Her hair amazingly contrasted her boots! She was leading three loyal followers and we both turned to walk up the hill. I said to her, I like your boots.She said, Thank you, but just then I tripped and landed face first onto the concrete! It was a classic case of being intimidated by the booted-goddess. Since I was laying on the ground, helpless and bleeding, the blond-booted one decided to have some fun at my expense. She stepped on my back firmly, pressing all 120 lbs onto my me. I groaned deeply and she said, "Silly Man...Boots are for, Girls! Her entourage giggled wildly and she pressed down even harder before lifting her tiny foot off my back and climbed further up the hill, like a mother duckling with her chicks in tow.

I escaped the rest of the day without injury. It rained today and I saw three nice pairs of wellies.

On my way to work as i was walking up the hill, there was a young Nepalese woman wearing the below wellies with multicolored peace signs. 

I told her I like her boots and that they looked very peaceful. She laughed.  :)

After work, as I was walking to the bus, I saw a very pretty woman wearing a summer dress and army green knee high wellies. Hot, lemme tell ya. She was not friend at all. She had a mean powerful look on her face and i felt very submissive towards her. The thought of what the pungent aroma of her boots stayed with me all the way home. But moments later, an African American woman was wearing black knee high wellies over her jeans. When it rains, there's boots no matter what the temperature. 

Tomorrow is an exciting day. Your very own BootBoy has been invited to an exclusive Black Tie event. I'm giving a chance for boots at an optimistic 20%. I will let you know. Until then nation, happy boot dreams.

Booted-Bus Drama!

Boot-Bus
Today the drama was intense! Jewish-Beauty knee-high booted one wore her adorable brown calf  boots and she needed them! She wore her boots under some nice tan slacks and a grey sweater over a floral blouse. Very nice!
The drama started shortly after she boarded. On the very next stop, a Gyeneth Paltrow looking blond got on the bus wearing a skirt and knee-high zip up dark brown boots with a 3.5" heel!! My heart literally stopped beating and I fell onto the floor of the bus Dead! It was over, I was on my way to Boot-Heaven. I saw the Pearly White Boot-Gates and there was Peter, holding a golden knee-high boot. I had made it and I was happy. It would be sad to leave all of my friends and family but really you are my family and friends too and friends, I can assure you.. all is good in the After-Boot-Live.
But back here on Booted-Earth there was drama unfolding on Boot-Bus. Right after I collapsed, JB, immediately jumped up out of her seat and exclaimed... Stand BACK! I'll save him! I have Boots ON!! She put her hands on her hips and looked up toward heaven for effect as if to tell Peter. BootBoy is mine, you can't him yet just  yet old man. The whole bus fell silent. The driver brought the bus to a screeching halt and then JB put her tiny little size 5.5 on my chest and proceeded to do chest compressions. Immediately upon her little foot touching my chest, I was blessed and began a nose-dive back toward Booted-Earth. JB gently pressed upon my chest four or five times, applying the slightest bit more pressure each time. And then, I was back! I looked up and could see her Jewish Beauty face and she smiled. Some other bus passengers helped back to my seat. I profusely thanked her, but she just shook her head and said. I was only doing a my job. 
Gweneth then, nodded slightly to JB, smiled and mouthed,  "Well done Princess Booted One. Well done.


I managed to recovery from my near boot death experience and made it to work. At lunch time, I noticed a small brunette woman as she passed on the sidewalk. She was wearing knee-high zip up Classic brown boots right out of the 70's. They were obviously newer, but the style was super-hot. She was wearing glasses and looked oh so cute and smart. 
I needed a boot-fix in the middle of the afternoon and took a chance that Starbucks might yield some boots and sure enough, there were Two Egyptian goddesses sitting at separate tables looking oh so regal. A younger woman was wearing knee-high flat tan colored boots while reading and listening to some music. Just as I was walking past her, an employee knelt down next to her to "stock some coffee on a shelf". It was obvious, he was brought to his knees by her boots, but I managed to lean in and tell her I liked her boots. She gave a very appreciative thank you.
An older Egyptian goddess was talking to an admirer, giving her sage advise to her eager listener. She was wearing knee-high zip up suede boots with a wedge heel.
After work, I saw something truly special... Booted-Mom! She was wearing knee high zip up light brown boots with a 1" heel pushing her baby in stroller. Never mess with a mother, but if she has knee high boots on too, she is lethal!
The rest of the week is supposed to be in the 80's, not boot weather, but there is always that one goddess who wears her knee high boots no matter the weather. We can only hope and pray to the booted-goddess. Lastly, I want to give a shout out to our German and Russian readers. Boot Nation welcomes our European readers!
Good Boot-Day, nation.

Birthday Party Boots

I went to the bar again today to watch the Giants win yet again over the Padres 4-1. If the Giants keep winning this blog may become more about them than Knee-High Boots...Oh, who am I kidding?
There was a birthday party at the bar and it's a good thing because outside of the bartenders, there were no women there. I was just about to give up in failure and then I saw a nice women wearing knee-high riding boots   walking through the bar. She was thoroughly engrossed in her conversation, so I had no chance to compliment her on her riding boots. They looked good on her though and that's what is important.
I didn't really see any other boots the rest of the day. One pretty pair of riding boots is good though.

Tomorrow is the start of a new boot-week. Happy Boot-Spotting, nation.

Target has Knee-High Boots

Saturday, April 28
If you're looking for boots on a Saturday afternoon, go to Target! I saw at least 5 pairs of knee-high flat boots during my shopping. The highlight of the day was a young woman wearing tan OTK flat riding bots. I had to stop, back up and then tell her... I like your boots. To which, I recieved a warm, Thank you with a big smile. I complimented a Persian woman on her black Pirate boots and she too was appreciative. Best boots of the day!
Prior to the bullseye at Target, I saw a mature woman wearing flat suede brownboots and I too told her I like her boots. She was happy for the compliment.
This evening it was raining and I went to a bar to watch my Giants beat he Padres 2-1. As I was parking I saw another mature woman wearing flat brown riding boots. Good rain boots. And then after the win, when it was raining even harder, I saw two women crossing the street without an umbrella with their jackets over their heads as their only protection from the rain. I wanted to give them my umbrella, but they were too far away. They were wearing matching brownish-orange flat heel boots. They had their boots to protect their little feet from the rain.

Boot Season will be over soon but in the meantime, the nation hibernates for the night.

Friday, April 27th
The bus drama continues...
There is a pretty woman in her late-20's of Jewish beauty who rides my bus every morning. I've noticed her because she's pretty, so I know she has not worn boots in a while, Until today. Perhaps, she was inspired by the pretty woman yesterday and she wanted to get in on the Booted Action as well. However it happened, there she was this morning wearing Adorable calf-high chocolate brown boots with a 2.5" heel and rounded toe. She wore her boots with a skirt and tights. She's kindof small, even with her boots on, her little feet barely touched the floor. She's a quiet bus-rider. She doesn't read or play with phone, or even listen to music. That's my favorite type of bus companion. We had never spoken, but I had to compliment her on her boots, of coarse. She replied with a much deeper voice than I had anticipated because of her small stature. Sortof a Miley Cyrus tone.
I did not see any booted ones at lunch, so my expectations after work were low, but then just as I was crossing the street, I looked up and there she was right in front of me! Knee high zip up 3" heel boots brazenly worn over jeans. Her boots had a stylish buckle near the top of the shaft She was listening to headphones and lost. As I waited for my return bus home, I saw her walking around the area. Made me happy.
Just prior to my bus arrival, I noticed from a half a block away a young woman wearing thigh-high boots with shorts! Whoa, even from that distance it was breathtaking.
The busride provided two short glimpses of young women wearing knee-high flat heel boots. Apparently, they had just finished some kind of Boot Battle and were going their separate ways. I don't who won though.
Lastly tonight, my friend on the left coast has a new nickname... Angelic Booted Goddess or ABG for short. She is sweet and knee-high booted.. brown boots. Brown Boots!
Goodnight nation. Good nite.

INTRODUCING MISS LUANA TO BOOT NATION

Introducing Miss Luana to Boot Nation

Six months ago, I emailed Miss Luana after seeing her picture and I wanted to buy her a pair of knee high boots. Luana is a professional model and has a very successful career to date. To my surprise, she responded and I have bought her two pairs of knee high boots and one pair of ankle boots. Luana is very sweet and eager to interact with her fans. Below are some pictures of the boots I bought for her and be sure to click on the link to her website above.
Look for Miss Luana's Guest Blog for Boot Nation in the coming weeks.

Victoria's Secret DEVON CONVERTIBLE by Colin Stuart

FRANKENREITER by Aldo
Description: High Heel
Material: Leather
Sole: Synthetic
With a glamour attitude and refined detailing, these dress boots couldn't by any hotter. Leather upper with tall, pleated shaft and side tie. Concealed platform.
- Heel Height: 4.5 inches- Platform Height: 1 inches- Shaft Height: 18 inches- Circumference: 14 inches

Thursday, April 26
Best bus ride ever today. Soon after I got on the bus, a woman in her 30's boarded. Hard to miss knee high boots with a mid-lenght skirt. Her boots were $80 Macy's man-made pull-ons with a pointed to that squared off at the tip. She sat down right next to me and proceeded to pull out her phone and write a rather long email message. She was fairly plain looking, but her boots were a sex-factor 9. It was obvious she has a job with a lot of responsibility and she was wearing a phat rock on her left hand. So apparently someone likes her... I wonder if her boots affect him they way the effected me? Dumb question huh? As I was exiting, I leaned forward and softly told her I liked her boots. She gave a somewhat surprised, but appreciative thank you.

Rampage Women’s Teena BootBrown

Faux leather or suede upper in a pull-on knee-high dress boot style with a softly squared toe. Classic boot silhouette with a stretchy upper for comfort and easy on/off. Fabric lining, lightly cushioned insole, dress style midsole, lightly textured rubber outsole. 14 1/2 inch shaft, 13 1/2 inch circumference collar. 2 1/2 inch stacked heel.


Reviewed by Linda Wren  (December 5, 2008)
Boy was I surprised. I was looking for another boot but they did not have it in gray. I reluctantly bought this boot for a specific outfit and found it to be beautiful. What really surprised me is that although it has no zipper, it goes on and off your leg very easily. What also surprised me was the comfort. You really don't feel like you're wearing boots. The biggest suprise, however, was the price--very inexpensive. This boot is a light-weight...perfect for cool weather.

After work I dropped by the dry cleaners and the very cute Mongolian girl told me that she sent her boots back to Mongolia. She had some very nice tan riding boots. She likes boots though, so I'm sure she will be getting more next fall.
On my way home, a cute little Filipino woman got on the bus. I have seen her before. She is only 5"1 so shes hard to miss. She was wearing ankle high rubber rain boots. She told me has several pairs of knee high boots. She was friendly enough, so that was nice.
My California friend and I have been talking a lot. More boot chat today. She has a total of seven pairs of knee high boots and started wearing them after hs. She told me that her arch of her brown boots broke at one point and she had them fixed. Thank god! Talking to a woman who loves wearing knee high boots is heaven. Wow.
Well, tomorrow is Friday. The bars and clubs will be hopping with boots after work and into the evening. And isn't Friday mandatory jeans and boots day? Enjoy.

A sleepy nation dreams of boots.