Great Boot Quotes in History: In all the confusion, I can't remember. Did I lick six boots or only five. - BootBoy, November 23 1994 after his first trip to Bondage-a-Go-Go
BootBoy visits San Francisco for the Weekend!
BootBoy is on special assignment this weekend in San Francisco
to worship the Goddess Ming. Yesterday was an eventful day with lots of
shopping, including a stunning purchase of a pair of 14 eyelit Purple Dr. Marin
combat boots! The boots are completely amazing. They look like a Popsicles on
size 5 feet! The size 5’s are adorable anyway, but with the grape boots
covering them, BootBoy was completely obsessed. Unfortunately, the Goddess Ming
had to break in her new boots by giving BootBoy a thorough ass kicking that
included several minutes of sustained boot kicking. BootBoy is tough though. He
withstood the boot kicking from the Goddess Ming and recovered quickly. Later,
the Goddess Ming forced our hero to kiss her boots in public and even
humiliated him further by crushing his Chipotle chips with her powerful boots
and forcing him to eat them! Of course, BootBoy feels tremendous gratitude to
the Goddess Ming for this public humiliation and hopes to endure more of it
while on the rest of his “assignment”
In another important event, BootBoy saw the new Batman movie,
The Dark Night Rises and provided Boot Nation with his own first hand
descriptions.
Ann Hathaway completely steals the movie as Catwoman. It is
difficult not to drool over her thigh-high black boots. We are introduced to
Catwoman and her boots when she uses her superior martial arts skills on a weak
man and she pins his hand against a wall with her 5” boot heel. The camera
focuses on the action of her boot heel as if directed by Quentin Terrintino
himself. It is classic boot cinematography. Ann Hathaway is so elegant walking
and fighting in her thigh high boots. Her thigh high boot training from The
Devil Wears Prada truly was the experience she needed to prepare her for the
ultimate dominant female. Of course, on a personal note, I was distracted by
the Goddess Ming’s purple combat boots. When Catwoman was not on screen, my
eyes were down at Goddess Ming’s boots. For this reason, I really have no idea
what happened in the rest of the movie. I will be sure to see it many more
times in in the future and give you my impressions.
There you have it Boot Nation, straight out of BootBoy’s
mouth. We hope the Goddess Ming doesn’t kick him in the mouth with her new
boots. If so, BootBoy will give us all the details. Until tomorrow, ‘Nation,
enjoy your weekend!
